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Deranged Assistant [Ultimate Masters]
$0.25 USD
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Details
| Set: | Ultimate Masters |
| Type: | Creature — Human Wizard |
| Rarity: | Common |
| Cost: | {1}{U} |
{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
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